Okay so. Real quick. TiddyShop has never done a creator collab before. Not once. We've made a lot of tiddies, we've squeezed a lot of tiddies (professionally), but we had never looked at an actual human woman and gone "yeah. those. exactly those. in silicone. immediately."
Then Mrs Bra Buster emailed us.
Who is Mrs Bra Buster and why is my heart rate up
Mrs Bra Buster is an all-natural J-cup model with hundreds of thousands of people who check her page the way normal people check the weather. The name is not a bit. Bras are getting busted. Bras are filing complaints. There is a landfill somewhere that is just her old bras and a support group for the underwires.
She's also genuinely lovely, which is annoying because it means we can't even be jealous properly. She sent us her real measurements and reference photos, our 3D team sculpted the shape around them, she checked and approved every step, and the skin tone, veins and suntan makeup were painted to match her actual photos. When her own copy arrived she told us she loves them and that hubby can't stop playing with them, which is the single most credible product review we have ever received.
So: this is not "inspired by." This is her. Twelve kilos of her. In two flavors.
The two editions (this is the part where you decide)
Both are 100% platinum silicone skin over silicone gel, real 3D skin texture, softness 10/10, same painted-on makeup based on her photos, same $650. The tiddies are the same shape, but the Pillowtop's breasts are slightly softer than the Titfuck Edition's. That plus the base is the whole decision.
Titfuck Edition — 27.28 lb / 12.4 kg
- 34 cm × 38.3 cm × 23 cm (13.4 × 15 × 9 in)
- Stiffer base. Less give under the breasts, so when you press them together they actually push back.
- This is the paizuri one. If you are reading this blog with a specific activity in mind and that activity is titfucking, stop reading, this is yours, go.
- Slightly firmer breasts than the Pillowtop, with slightly different texturing. More push-back when you squeeze.
Pillowtop Edition — 26.29 lb / 11.95 kg
- 36 cm × 38.3 cm × 23 cm (14.2 × 15 × 9 in) — 2 cm longer
- The entire chest is gel-filled, not just the breasts. The whole thing is soft. You can put your head on it. You can nap on Mrs Bra Buster. We did not plan for this to be a selling point and yet.
- The breasts themselves are slightly softer than the Titfuck Edition's, and the base squishes too, so it's a softer grip for titfucking. If you like a tighter, firmer squeeze, that's the Titfuck Edition (or our Buffy). Honest answer.
- A little lighter, and a matching pillowcase is coming for it later.
The 10-second decision tree
- "I want to squeeze them and feel resistance." → Titfuck Edition.
- "I want to lie on them / cuddle them / use them as the world's most distracting pillow." → Pillowtop Edition.
- "Both?" → We are not your financial advisor. (The pillow one comes with fewer bra-related war crimes, if that helps.)
- "I still can't decide." → Close your eyes. Picture Mrs Bra Buster. Are you letting your gloop volcano erupt into her tits or resting your head? Whatever you just imagined, that's your edition. We're not going to ask which one.
Things we're legally-and-emotionally obligated to say
- ~27 lb is a full carry-on suitcase that has been ordered to jiggle. Lift with your legs.
- Makeup is painted on by default. No custom colors or makeup on this product for now.
- Measurements are hand-taken on something that moves when you look at it. Small variance is normal.
- Fingernails and pointy things can leave temporary dents in the skin. They filter out in a few days or need special attention if you sank your nails in hard. Be gentle. She would want that.
Go see more of her
Everything Mrs Bra Buster is at linktr.ee/mrsbrabuster. Go say thank you. She let us do this.
FAQ
Are the breasts different between editions? Same shape from her measurements, but the Pillowtop's breasts are slightly softer and textured a little differently. The base stiffness and base size are the other big difference.
Which is better for titfucking? Titfuck Edition. The stiffer base gives a tighter squeeze. Pillowtop works but is softer.
Can I actually use the Pillowtop as a pillow? Yes. The whole chest is gel-filled, not just the breasts.
Can I pick a skin tone? No — both editions come with makeup painted to match Mrs Bra Buster's photos.
How heavy are they? Titfuck Edition 27.28 lb / 12.4 kg; Pillowtop Edition 26.29 lb / 11.95 kg.