The Madame Booty Series, Explained: Which 28-Inch Pillow-Soft Ass Is Actually Right For You

There is a specific moment that happens to everyone who opens a Madame box for the first time.

You lift the lid. You look at it. You look back at your doorway. You do a small amount of math about your own upper body strength. And then, very quietly, you say the words “oh.”

That’s the Madame effect. This is our BBW hip toy range — four gel-filled, pillow-soft booty toys running from a very manageable 27.5lb up to a genuinely unreasonable 94lb and 28 inches wide. They are the softest builds we make, they wobble for an embarrassingly long time after you touch them, and they are consistently the products our customers get the most emotionally attached to.

They are also the products people ask us the most questions about. So here’s every answer in one place: weight, materials, jiggle, and which Madame is actually yours.

Meet the family

Four Madames. Same DNA — gigantic, pear-shaped, gel-filled, realistic vaginal and anal tunnels — but very different personalities.

Family tree, because people ask: Celestial is Heavenly’s little sister. Seraphic is Heavenly’s older sister. Prone Bone Madame is the cousin who shows up with a completely different agenda and everyone’s fine with it.

Nobody talks about weight, and weight is the entire decision

Here is the single most common mistake we see: people shop for a big booty sex toy by looking at pictures.

Pictures are liars. Pictures cannot tell you that 94lb is the same as a full-grown golden retriever that will not help you carry it. Weight is not a spec on a Madame — weight is the experience. It’s the reason it doesn’t slide across your bed. It’s the reason it presses back. It’s why these feel substantial instead of hollow, which is the single biggest difference between a real hip toy and the sad TPE frisbee you can buy for $80.

So, honestly:

27.5lb (Celestial) — Liftable with one arm, storable in a closet, moveable without a plan. If you live with roommates, have a small apartment, or have never owned anything in this category, start here. This is not the beginner-tier compromise pick; it’s a full SimulaFeel® silicone build with all three tunnels. It’s just sized for a normal human life.

40lb (Prone Bone Madame) — Still fully moveable, but you’ll use two hands and you’ll feel it. Purpose-built at a lower, longer angle with hyper-puffy hentai-style detailing. This one’s for a specific position preference and it does not pretend otherwise.

94lb (Heavenly & Seraphic) — This is furniture. Say it with us: this is furniture. You will decide where it lives once, and then it will live there. Getting it up a flight of stairs is a two-person job or a very determined one-person job with a bad next morning. In exchange, you get 28 inches of gel-filled booty that behaves under weight the way nothing lighter ever will.

Rule of thumb: if you have to move it more than once a week, buy lighter than your ego wants.

Heavenly vs Seraphic: same size, completely different soul

Both are 94lb. Both are 28 inches wide. They cost $430 apart. This is the comparison we field most, so here’s the actual answer.

Heavenly Madame is our JelloJiggles TPE build. Extra gel, thinner skin walls, and a 10/10 on the jiggle meter — the highest rating we give anything. Nudge it and it does not stop. It keeps going. It has a memory of the nudge. Heavenly is the wobbliest object in the entire store and it exists to be laid on as much as used. It also comes in Transparent Slime, which is exactly as unhinged as it sounds, and which people buy on impulse and then send us photos of.

Seraphic Madame is our SimulaFeel® platinum silicone build with a weight-reducing foam core. Softness sits at 8/10 — slightly firmer, but the trade is real: platinum silicone is non-porous and hypoallergenic, holds body heat faster, has genuine 3D skin texture, and lasts dramatically longer than TPE. It’s the grown-up purchase. It’s the one you still own in five years.

Pick Heavenly if you want maximum bounce and the softest, most yielding thing physically possible.
Pick Seraphic if you want the most realistic skin, the easiest cleaning, and the longest lifespan — and you’re happy trading a bit of wobble for it.

Neither is the upgrade. They’re different products wearing the same dress size.

Which Madame is yours?

“I’ve never bought anything like this and I’m slightly alarmed by all of it.”
→ Celestial Madame, $669. 27.5lb, real silicone, all three tunnels, fits in a closet. Zero regret pick.

“I want the softest thing that has ever existed.”
→ Heavenly Madame, $1,589. 10/10 jiggle. There is nothing softer. Get the Transparent Slime if you’re brave.

“I want the best one and I don’t want to replace it.”
→ Seraphic Madame, $2,019. Platinum silicone, foam core, 28 inches, built to last.

“I have a very specific position in mind.”
→ Prone Bone Madame, $889. You already know if this is you.

Browse the full range → The BBW Madame Series

Living with a Madame: the practical stuff

Storage. Under the bed, in a closet, or under a plain cotton sheet, out of direct sunlight.

One material-specific warning: if you bought Heavenly Madame, she’s TPE, and TPE absorbs dye. Dark denim, cheap black bedsheets, a colored throw — any of it will transfer into light TPE permanently, and there is no undoing it. Store her on or under something undyed. The three SimulaFeel® silicone Madames (Celestial, Seraphic, Prone Bone) don’t have this problem — platinum silicone is non-porous, so colored fabric doesn’t bother it.

Cleaning. Warm water and a mild unscented soap or a dedicated toy cleaner, then dry it completely — that last part is the one people skip, and it’s how an expensive toy ends up tacky. A light dusting of cornstarch or a renewing powder afterwards brings back the soft, dry-to-the-touch finish. You can pick these up anywhere; nothing about them needs to be branded. Avoid silicone-based lube on silicone toys — water-based only.

Moving it. Support from underneath, never by an edge or a single grip point. Gel-filled means the weight moves while you’re carrying it. Ask anyone who’s tried to speed-walk a Heavenly down a hallway.

Shipping. Plain, unbranded packaging — nothing on the outside of the box.

Please read this part, it’s free money. Every order comes with Route package protection at no cost to you — if your parcel is lost or stolen in transit, you’re covered for the full amount. We cover it because these are expensive, heavy items and we’d rather eat the cost than have you eat it.

The one catch: occasionally the protection doesn’t get attached. If you hit checkout very fast, or the page hasn’t finished loading, the button can fire before Route has applied itself — and then you’re uncovered without knowing it. The fix takes five seconds: go to the actual cart page (not the slide-out drawer), wait a moment, and watch the checkout button refresh into the Route-protected version. Once it does, check out from there.

If you’re ever unsure whether it applied to an order, message us and we’ll check it for you before it ships.

The honest closer

The Madame series isn’t subtle and isn’t trying to be. These are enormous, extremely soft, gel-filled booty toys that take up real space in your home and real weight in your arms, and people buy them because nothing lighter or firmer does the same thing.

If you’re stuck between two, message us. We answer with actual specs and actual opinions, not a sales script — we’d rather you keep it than return it.

Shop the Madame Booty Series →

Not sure about weight? Start with Celestial — it’s the one nobody has ever told us was too much.