The size is surprising. If you’re worried about that part, DO NO WORRY. They’re bigger than the pics for sure. It feels good to the touch, skin like for the most part (at first, more on that later) and I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. The nipples feel real. You feel the weight of it. It’s a solid bang for your buck product. However, here’s why I didn’t give it 5 stars:
1: The delivery time was pretty long. It does warn you, so I wasn’t frustrated with anything about the lack of communication and ability to track it. I didn’t get any updates about its arrival until about a week before it arrived. Crickets until then, that was concerning.
2. It was completely devoid of color when it arrived. Nothing on the nipples, areolas (?), or base had any color that looked human. Just this blank beige reminiscent of a store mannequin. It’s very difficult to paint over or color as well to give it a real look to it, but it’s do-able.
3. It will degrade quickly. INVEST IN THE CORN STARCH!!! You will have to apply after virtually every use or it will begin to peel and wither. Do not use water and avoid using much lube (or you WILL need to apply that starch to return it to the skin feel). Wet wipes have been the best way to clean it for me, adding a bit of mineral oil periodically. But it will strip and collect dust/hair that’s almost impossible to remove without damage if you don’t care for it each time. Requires a decent amount of upkeep.
4) the titty fuck is why I purchased it. It’s solid, but somewhat fragile. However the weight is favored towards its base, meaning the boob squeeze isn’t as pleasurable as it could be. You can feel hollow beneath the softness. I don’t know if that was a factory mistake, but it is indeed imbalanced.
5) These things are COLD. Very hard to warm them up without hurting them. If that bothers you, come up with a creative solution if you can, because I couldn’t get a heating pad to safely warm it all. It was at best a warm/cold experience every time.
Overall the hand feel, titfuck experience, and weight are pretty good. Just feels like a product that won’t last very long. I’ve only had it a month and change, with less than a dozen uses, and it’s far from new. Not sure if I got a defective one between that and the color, but disappointed with that, but you see the idea and Tiddyshop is definitely opening up the toy world for me. However the degrading quality issue is something that’s keeping me from purchasing one of the asses. Especially knowing I’ll have to wait two months if I don’t pay extra.
7/10 product and experience for me. Not too expensive, solid quality out of the package, but the visual flaws and amount of upkeep keep it from being a dream purchase. Again, maybe it’s just the one I got, but it just felt like they didn’t finish it all the way before it was sent to me. I can tell that a more refined product would have been amazing and would probably have me back for more. I’m hesitant to purchase another, tbh, but I wasn’t cheated. Just underwhelmed.
Final verdict: Id buy another product if I knew the quality was more finished. I’m not so sure I’d be getting better with the next item…and worse would be a deal breaker. But it’s good enough for me to keep and continue to use. Just felt like I could’ve had a bit better. The texture is great for me, that’s what I enjoy the most…but I have to work to keep it that way.
If you’ve got the money, add it to your collection. If your looking for a single toy to suit all your needs, I’d look elsewhere, personally.